A brisk tour of the 2020 campaign via the time-honoured caboose of the alphabet.
is for Aotearoa, the name by which this country would formally be known under Māori Party policy, providing a timely stimulus to the economy by putting us much higher on the drop-down menu for online shopping, just beneath Angola.
A is also for All Blacks, the only branch of state that ranks higher than the monarch under New Zealand’s unwritten constitution, as well as “Act now”, the slogan adopted by the Green Party that literally includes the name of a different party.
is for the Bad Boys of Brexit, the British lads who love the high life, rollicking banter and talking bollocks to persuade people to abandon institutions which have delivered unprecedented decades of peace. They are currently said to be working with New Zealand Firstwhich is polling at 2%, just as the super-guru bad boys planned in …